another day

[Heather]

Ooh no Glenny, not the star picket!

[Glenny Palmer]

Well, how are we gunna 'present' him then? No good lying him down....he'd haveta be upright. A star picket stuck anywhere oughta achieve 'upright' pretty quick.....how else do ya reckon?

[Heather]

Maybe you could ask Matt to stand to attention and spray paint him silver - (gold or bronze if you prefer). (Close your eyes Matt). There's room down in the park next to Gordon.

[Terry]

G/day Matt,
At first I thought I might have read this before, but if I have it'd grown a bit since then.
A great read with wonderful descriptive lines.
A top notch effort mate.

Regards Terry

[Glenny Palmer]

Now there's a thought Heather. But he'd haveta be dead first. (I guess a star picket could facilitate that.) But anyway...Gordon's sitting down, & I never thunk of that. We could seat him propped up against a star picket & secure him with some number 8 wire. (Gold...definitely gold.)

[Heather]

Hear that matt? She wants you dead now and tied up to a star picket with wire! Glenny ! How's he gonna write potrey if he's tied up? (Sounds like she knows ALL about the naughty corner hey matt!)

Heather

[Glenny Palmer]

''How's he gonna write potrey if he's tied up?'' Well...he'd be dead...so...he'd hafta channel it through meee! And I'd get all the credit!! No no no wot I meant was when he finally falls off the twig we'll 'statue' him...like all those other would-be poets not as good as Matt. this is gettin complicated...

[Heather]

I'd rather he stayed alive if it's all the same to you Glenny. I do know someone who makes statues though. He made the bronze Simpson and the donkey in Canberra and other famous personages.

Heather

[william williams]

Statt u Matt! did you hear Glenny reckons she’ll be up in the air cause she’s a little angel
And Marty reckons he’ll wire you for sound now that would be shocking we don't want you as a bright spark
bw

[Heather]

We bin havin fun while you was at work matt