could well be
could well be
They say it’s stinking hot out west where blazing sun comes glaring down to rest and the local dogs lay panting in what little shade there is at that general store,
Now a simple young Sam who was riding in, from a station way outback spied that blood red shirt of soft and pure silk, it was hanging on the rack at the general store I’ll wear it to the dance he said, I like that shiny silk
So he bought it and they wrapped it in a paper parcel, it was so very slim and Sam tucked that parcel in his belt there was no chance of losing it and off he headed to the local pub amongst all the other bronze and weather beaten men.
Now Sam he didn’t have a great physique, he looked so awful thin
when a car it stopped, and in she walked, man! She looked a living dream
She was sexy, blonde and buxom, there was no beg your pardon
Now young Sam he drew his stomach in, and swelled out his puny chest and the parcel slipped, lower down his trousers why just below his belt, as he tried to look his best
She smiled to herself, when she spied that bulge that was sticking out underneath his belt
Slowly she sauntered up to Sam, who was so excited his tongue was hanging out
I see you are rather stirred up lad, and that’s not a bad bulge you do have,
She twirled her finger in his hair and looked him all about
Her eyes, they had a fiendish gleam, for there was sex there in her mind!
Oh miss don’t you dare excite me he said cause I’ll find it hard to stop.
Oh you sexy lad, just tell me what would happen, if I excited you that much?
Well Miss! If you excite me too much more, I, I, I’ll start to s s stutter.
Now a simple young Sam who was riding in, from a station way outback spied that blood red shirt of soft and pure silk, it was hanging on the rack at the general store I’ll wear it to the dance he said, I like that shiny silk
So he bought it and they wrapped it in a paper parcel, it was so very slim and Sam tucked that parcel in his belt there was no chance of losing it and off he headed to the local pub amongst all the other bronze and weather beaten men.
Now Sam he didn’t have a great physique, he looked so awful thin
when a car it stopped, and in she walked, man! She looked a living dream
She was sexy, blonde and buxom, there was no beg your pardon
Now young Sam he drew his stomach in, and swelled out his puny chest and the parcel slipped, lower down his trousers why just below his belt, as he tried to look his best
She smiled to herself, when she spied that bulge that was sticking out underneath his belt
Slowly she sauntered up to Sam, who was so excited his tongue was hanging out
I see you are rather stirred up lad, and that’s not a bad bulge you do have,
She twirled her finger in his hair and looked him all about
Her eyes, they had a fiendish gleam, for there was sex there in her mind!
Oh miss don’t you dare excite me he said cause I’ll find it hard to stop.
Oh you sexy lad, just tell me what would happen, if I excited you that much?
Well Miss! If you excite me too much more, I, I, I’ll start to s s stutter.
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Re: could well be
Perhaps you meant to post this somewhere else Bill........on another site maybe?
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Re: could well be
I've heard that some Ballet blokes stuff their undies with socks Bill.
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Re: could well be
I get it Bill although Ross seems to have developed a stutter ?
I think you got the right site Bill no matter what Heather says.
Bob
I think you got the right site Bill no matter what Heather says.
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Re: could well be
Last time I looked there was a jokes section but this is a yarn and a bloody good one.
So I see no reason why it should not be posted in this section or on this site ?
Bob
So I see no reason why it should not be posted in this section or on this site ?
Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: could well be
Thanks Bob that's what I thought it was, but then again I don't have a female mind Heather
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Re: could well be
Is that some sort of code for I Give Up !
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Re: could well be
Oh I think it is Bill
Keep up the good work mate.
Bob
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Keep up the good work mate.
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