Fully Sick I know but my favourite

[Bob Pacey]

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two coppers there. He asks if there is a problem. One of them asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.” He then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them. The copper says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”

The guy replies,

“I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”

Bobbito

[r.magnay]

...did you say at some stage that you are no longer married Bob?...