Daily advice

[Stephen Whiteside]

You're right on the money, Neville. Don't want to make the national news!

Yes, Ross, I've been thinking a compass might not be a bad idea. Probably should get a sextant and a chronometer, too.

[Glenny Palmer]

...and a life jacket...

[Heather]

....and don't forget your hat Stephen.

[Stephen Whiteside]

Cap, Heather. I have a cap for sailing.

And sunburn cream.

[Heather]

I did think of sunscreen Stephen, but I thought, No, Stephen is a doctor, of course he will remember the sunscreen!

Does the cap cover your ears Stephen?

[Stephen Whiteside]

No. I'm afraid my ears will have to fend for themselves.

[Heather]

Just not good enough I'm afraid Stephen.

[Stephen Whiteside]

Hmmm. I do put sunscreen on them sometimes, but sometimes I forget. I don't think they are made of skin, anyway. They seem to be constructed from some very fine but indestructible alloy...probably a spin-off from the space programme.

[Heather]

See, now I think you are making excuses Stephen. I really think you should get a broadbrimmed hat - you can get them with straps so they don't blow off. Or you could tie a scarf over your cap to cover your poor neglected, unloved ears...

poor little ears, so unloved.....

[Bob Pacey]

MMMM what about the boater hat Stephen has on in his avatar ? It might be a bit old now as the guy in the picture looks quite young ???


Or an Akubra ?


Bob