The "Universe-Sperm" Theory

[r.magnay]

...thanks Heather!

[Dave Smith]

Heather that’s not compulsory but it helps.

TTFN

[Heather]

Marty wrote:

The egg and the sperm . . . dare we ask which came first

Marty P. I think they came together....

Neville I think you should clean out your fridge more often.

Stephen, you are a worry!

Marion do you clean other people's showers too?

I still think you're all barmy - but interesting....

[Neville Briggs]

Thanks Heather.

No Stephen I'm afraid our generation has not confirmed the substance of the moon. No. We know how they did it don't we..hmmm. the old movie set in the desert. But they forgot about the flag in the breeze..hmmm ..there would be no breeze on the moon..ha..they forgot about the shadows..yes the shadows are all wrong..we know. One small movie for America, one big fraud for mankind.

[Stephen Whiteside]

Neville, there's no life on the moon, so there's no chance of any blue veins in the cheese. What I don't understand, though, is where all that milk came from to make the cheese in the first place?

I'm pretty sure the story about the cow jumping over the moon is just an old fairy tale. Even if it did happen, I don't see how it would have helped, because everybody knows a cow has to be standing still if you want to get any milk out of it. Their milk dries up if they start jumping around.

Just another one of the universe's many mysteries.

I think string theory is all tied up with milk somehow, too. You know how milk gets all stringy at times?

[Heather]

Where do you buy your milk Stephen?

[Neville Briggs]

All that milk ?? Oh it doesn't require very much milk, after all the moon is not very big. You can see it up there, it's not much bigger than a football, just above the roof. They couldn't fit a spaceship on such a small globe.

[Heather]

Neville have you been taking Stephen's drugs?

[Stephen Whiteside]

That's a good point, Neville. I hadn't thought of that. Do you think it might be even smaller than it looks? Could be a trick of the atmosphere, the way is refracts the sunlight.

Still they would need SOME milk. Maybe it was fired up in a rocket, but how would they get it to stop at that point, and form a sphere? And cave men reported the moon, but they didn't have rockets. And why would Martians fire milk at the Earth? Do Martians even have milk? Is that why it is green? Oh, so many questions. It makes my head hurt. Still, if you don't try to nut these things out, you never get anywhere, do you?

Doesn't your milk get stringy, Heather?

[Heather]

I like the way you think Stephen. Having a quiet day?

Heather