The "Universe-Sperm" Theory

[Mariont3155]

It certainly puts a twist on the 'big bang' theory, doesn't it.

I think you must spend too much time in the shower Stephen. I only allow enough time in there to make sure all the orifices and crevices are germ-free and sweet-smelling and then I get out...

[Stephen Whiteside]

You have my sympathies, Marion.

[Dave Smith]

A Planet with a hot tap squirting stuff all over the universe, my God I am going to get a huge umbrella.

Oh dear oh dear.

TTFN

[Zondrae]

mm Stephen,

Firstly thanks for sharing your 'shower revelations'. Also for reassuring me that I am not as mad as I thought.

I often worry that I am going mad - talking to myself (aloud) when there is no one else around,
Forgetting the tool (needle, frying pan, reference book etc) that I need at this very moment, that I had about ten minutes ago, but now can not locate.
Oh! there are more but I won't bore you.
Just thanks - it's nice to know I'm not the only one.

[warooa]

Just thanks - it's nice to know I'm not the only one.

tis the season (for all the maddies to "out" themselves)

Not me . . . I'm perfectly normal



ps. I think I need a shower

[Mal McLean]

..and tell me , why is it that if you throw a spoon in the sink it will come to rest directly under the tap? Hmmmmm? Hmmmmm? This is surely one of life's serious questions.

Is it the universe playing tricks, or that oodlebug, maybe?

[Stephen Whiteside]

Might be a black hole there, Mal.

[r.magnay]

...and I thought I was confused with Maureens post about animal cruelty!.....

[Heather]

You're all barmy!

[r.magnay]

...thanks Heather!