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For Bill and Dave

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:49 pm

Bill, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Bill walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Bill and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'
Bill replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.''


The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'


;) ;) ;) ;)

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Re: For Bill and Dave

Post by Rimeriter » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:54 pm

Tried that ONCE.

Couldn't keep up.
She walked too fast.
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Re: For Bill and Dave

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO very clever Robere....the power of words Think it so and it will be ;)

Marty you are being a grouch - that was funny :lol: :lol:
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Re: For Bill and Dave

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:17 pm

Well Martin I used it on Tuesday night in a show and got a roaring response.

I can't help it if you have no sense of humour.


Thank you Maureen.


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Re: For Bill and Dave

Post by william williams » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:40 pm

Now Bob :roll: the Bill you were taking about was not me, :lol: I ain’t got a heart murmur :? I don’t need an extra Hot Mumma :shock: but it would seem you are in dire needs. :twisted: Your wishful thoughts
Or should I say your WILLFUL thoughts are more than you can cope with :evil: so go back to the naughty corner and behave your self :oops: those old pensioners will be your undoing :cry:

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Re: For Bill and Dave

Post by Dave Smith » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:00 pm

What’s a Hot Mumma :?

TTFN Mr 8-)
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