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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by manfredvijars » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:40 pm

Rimeriter wrote: 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the
letters 'dw' and they are all common words.
Name two of them.
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1. dwarf & variations ie., dwarfed, dwarfing, dwarfish, dwarfishness, dwarfism
7. dweeb: — n slang chiefly ( US ) a stupid or uninteresting person
3. dwell & Variations ie., dweller, dwellers, dwelling, dwellings, dwells, dwelt
4. dwindle - dwindled, dwindling
5. dwale: A sleeping potion; an opiate. The deadly nightshade (Atropa Belladonna), having stupefying qualities.
6. dwang: (n.) A kind of crowbar. (n.) A large wrench.
7. dwine: (v. i.) To waste away; to pine; to languish.

At least 20 ... :)

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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by Robyn » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:02 pm

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year.
What are the only two perennial vegetables?
Perhaps rhubarb and asparagus?
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warooa

Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by warooa » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:05 pm

Yeah Manfred . . . them 'dwarfish' are a bastard to catch ay :D

And Maureen . . . ya gotta break the enzyme down by either boiling or freezing the lettuce . . . apparently :?: yer right though - how many tadpoles have access to a deep freeze or a billy to boil :) Last years batch that we saved from the horses trough were fed up on fish food - we only just learnt that they're vegetarian . . . apparently.

Marty

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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by manfredvijars » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:09 pm

Thank you Google ... :D

Perrennials in Australia ...
The perennial variety of silverbeet Perpetual Spinach Beet Beta vulgaris has a similar leaf to the annual variety except that it grows to 2.5 metres. The plant will shoot back from the base after it has been cut back hard late in summer.

Warrigal Greens or Warrigal Spinach
Tetragonia tetragonioides is an Australian plant that also grows in New Zealand and in the coastal areas of Southeast Asia. It will continue growing for about two years, self-seeding on well-drained sites. It has a slightly bitter taste, but is excellent in soups and salads.

Parsley and mint
can also be managed as perpetual plants. Parsely will self seed and continue growing in the same area, and mint suckers and can be divided.

Asparagus Asparagus officinale must be grown for at least three years before it can be harvested. Because asparagus is a long-term crop, soil preparation is paramount. Once established it will continue to produce for many decades.

Rhubarb is a hardy and long-lived plant that will grow in almost any soil, but will thrive if it is grown in deep, well-drained soil.

Sorrel Rumex sp. grows in a clump for many years and is very hardy to grow. It has an astringent taste and is popularly used in soups or salads.

Welsh Onions multiply by offsets near the base of the roots, and Garlic Chives and Chives increase similarly from numerous bulbs, which cluster on a short rhizome. They will all self-seed in the garden.

Seven Year Beans are an excellent nitrogen fixer for the soil. They will die back in winter, but shoot again in spring. The plants can last up to seven years in the ground depending on the growing conditions. The beans should be picked when they are young and tender.

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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by Rimeriter » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:29 pm

Well, I'll be bug*&%.
A marvellous response.
Hope we all learned from it. I have.

REMEMBER - no prizes AND
NO follow on correspondence.

These are the
Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward:
Niagara Falls .. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet
each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush
over it every minute.

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons:
Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle?
It grew inside the bottle.
The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small,
and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place
for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe,
they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle...

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar:
Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,
question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets,
parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.


8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh:
Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S':
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
snowshoes, stockings, stilts.


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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by Rimeriter » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:32 pm

A checkback COULD reveal that the -

Cooktown Kid

Was closest.

!!!!!

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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by Neville Briggs » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:34 pm

There's another one " dwat ! "

Elmer Fudd used to say that often.
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Re: Jokes for Blokes.

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:33 am

Cooktown Kid :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Bet you ain't been called that before Marty.



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