Jokes 'n Stuff.

[Rimeriter]

Policeman's Problem.

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.

Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."


The old man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman..and walked off smiling...

[Heather]

Bob joke Jim.

[Bob Pacey]

oh Heather what an insult mine are much better then that !!!









Robert

[Heather]

Old joke!

[Bob Pacey]

Old fiddle same old tune ???


Grandson Joke


What comes at the end of everything ???



Bob

[Heather]

g

[Bob Pacey]

See grandma ya are learing.


Robert

[Heather]

What did you call me?

[Bob Pacey]

Sorry I can't hear you ????



Bob

[Rimeriter]

Because they may become too weighted one way, I am thinking about Dividing into Giggles for Girls and Jokes for Blokes.
Then everyone can be their personal censor ?
Jim.