Daily advice

[Maureen K Clifford]

would you like Bob and I to save you a place in our quea, qew, kew the line that rhymes with pew?

[Wendy Seddon]

When you have a headache, follow the instructions on the
medicine bottle
'...take two asprin and keep away from children'.

[Heather]

I just can't understand why anyone would have a fear of green or purple!

And why on earth would you be afraid of the number 4!

It makes me realise how normal I (& most of you) really are! Now that's a scary thought!

[Heather]

And in the same vein as Owly...

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
Mark Twain

[Bob Pacey]

I know two women who are afraid of Wait for it ( Cotton Balls ) Yep they really freak out apparently it is the feel of them.


We gave one a box for her birthday and she nearly had a heart attack.

Rumophobia Fear of getting sober ???

Oh 86

Question are there any poms playing for the English rugby league team ????

Bob

[Dave Smith]

What about the fear of what you might find on this site?

Hmmm dumm dumdi dum tralaa la oh dear oh dear.

Um um oh yair Dave.

[Heather]

Dave, I know you are from the west and you're a bit slow over there, but if you are afraid of something it has to have "phobia" on the end of it

I don't know, a moderator's job is never never done.........

What do you call the fear of really, really tiny writting?

[Bob Pacey]

Anyway back to the serious stuff

Five things that cannot be recovered

(1) The Stone.........after it's thrown
(2) The Word............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion.....after it's missed,
(4) The Time.............after it's gone.
(5) A person..............after they die

One day Dave the clocks will change and you will be in front.

My son is in Port Headland and really gets annoyed when we send him texts at 6 in the morning our time.


Bob

[Neville Briggs]

Bob, maybe he is just annoyed at getting texts.... stop it..stop it...Briggs.

[william williams]

It makes me realise how normal I (& most of you) really are! Now that's a scary thought!

Heather I notice you have a Typist story error it should be

It makes me realise how ABNORMALI (&mostof you ) really are!

bill