Daily advice

[Maureen K Clifford]

If you set out to fail and you succeed what have you achieved?

Vic

Success

Maureen

[Heather]

“Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”
― W.B. Yeats

[Bob Pacey]

First day back after the break nearly killed me.

What's happening people ?

Heather Kym, Zondrae and dave remember those beautiful big hedges around the bbq area and the pool. Now six inches high, the boss decided they needed a trim. Bloody agent orange I call him.


Will be at least two years before they are a decent size again, Lucky he owns the place or he would be in trouble.


Cheers Bob

[Vic Jefferies]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they think they taste funny?

Vic

[Kym]

Yup, that's true Vic ...

Advice From A Cannibal

Said a cannibal dad to his sonny:
“Only cook snake, nun or bunny.
You must never cook clown!”
the man said with a frown,
“because clown – well, they taste kind of funny.”

[Vic Jefferies]

Do illiterate people enjoy eating alphabet soup?

Vic

[Heather]

Biography lends to death a new terror.
Oscar Wilde

[Stephen Whiteside]

We have fed our son alpabet soup morning, noon and night for all of his life. Now he's a man of letters.

[warooa]

Or the frustrated cannibal who threw his hands up

[Kym]

I made a cannibal costume this morning (I've been up since 3am). Got a brown t-shirt, painted ribs and belly button on it and stuck feathers and fur around sleeves. Made a necklace of bones, painted a hula skirt brown to look like a grass skirt and stuck feathers and fur around waist. Had to buy the fuzzy black wig and already had a plastic club - looks great.