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Heather

Re: Daily advice

Post by Heather » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:41 pm

Are you really bald Dave? :roll:
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Vic Jefferies » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 pm

“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”

Mark Twain quote

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Re: Daily advice

Post by Dave Smith » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:47 pm

The word is Bold Heather.
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Words of wisdom Upper Crackpot Tassie.

TTFN 8-)
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:56 am

Oh Dave reminds me of that old song.


Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.

off to breakfast now !!!

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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Kym

Re: Daily advice

Post by Kym » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:06 am

40 ... 40 ... 40


If life begins at 40, what ended at 39???
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Darren

Re: Daily advice

Post by Darren » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:05 am

As to the pure mind all things are pure, so to the poetic mind all things are poetical.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Eccentric doesn't bother me. 'Eccentric' being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.
Crispin Glover

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas Carlyle
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Dave Smith » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:17 am

Sheez Bob thats a bit sick. Yuk Yuk.
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:05 pm

It is a ditty song for scouts around the campfire Dave ???


Like we used to sing The Old Grey Mare She ain't What She Used To Be.


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Heather

Re: Daily advice

Post by Heather » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:42 pm

Dave pay attention! I said you were silly, not your life time guaranteed hat! Do I take it that because it has a life time guarantee that means you have to wear it every day of your life?

Can't say I've ever heard that song Bobbo. Must be a Queensland thing. It's silly too! :D

Kymmie's coming to town. I'm so excited! Wear sensible shoes this time Kym! ;)
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Heather

Re: Daily advice

Post by Heather » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:44 pm

Vic said: “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”

Mark Twain quote

Vic, is that meant to be lighting or lightning?
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