Daily advice

[Maureen K Clifford]

When God made man she made a mistake OK I'll shut up now.

[Heather]

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[william williams]

Heather in your statement of Oscar Wilde I think he made a mistake

Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde

But what happens when you cannot do either

Bill the old battler

[Heather]

Then you are in big trouble Bill.

[Bob Pacey]

Yes Bill if you could work that out you would be a millionaire.

I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine.

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.




Robert

[Bob Pacey]

Sorry just can not get to sleep!! Don't get the new bed delivered until friday, It's a beauty !!!!.


One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.


When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man ?


I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Like the last one best, cause i can relate to that. Under all the cloths is a coffee table I think or maybe there are just more cloths.





Ramp

[Heather]

Ralph's off with where's wally. Anyone seen him?

[Heather]

Whether you think you can, or think you can't, either way you are right.
Henry Ford

[Bob Pacey]

Never, Never, Never mistake diplomacy for a weakness.

Bob

[Maureen K Clifford]

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.


What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."