Sighs of Sorrow

[warooa]

Shut Up Bitch and Make My Dinner . . . . . oh wait up, that's free verse . . . sorry

[Glenny Palmer]

Shut Up Bitch and Make My Dinner

Hey Marty,
One of my ex husbands tried that on me....once....( a little less loquaciously) so I thought 'I'll make your bloody lunch alright.' & set about constructing a very large sandwich. I spread hot Tobago sauce on it; cut up raw chillies...with seeds...added some hot English mustard, a dash of curry powder, & just for it to be authentic I slapped on a slice or two of kabana and corned meat. Placed it all on a pretty plate, & humbly advised that his lunch was ready.

Now when Al ate, he was like a Great White. He chomped into this several times, chewed it up & swallowed. He then pressed his thumb knuckle into his chest cavity & said, 'A bit hot love' and then bloodywell proceeded to wolf the rest down!!

I seem to recall saying something like "I can't even poison you, you swine' as I departed the scene of the crime.........

[warooa]

Anything that starts with "One of my ex-husbands tried that on me once . . . " gets me in every time

[Heather]

And you wonder why you can't keep a man Glenny! Sounds like Al had a lucky escape!

[Glenny Palmer]

Oh I can keep a man Heather...keep him hopping! (I just don't want to 'keep' a man, if you get my drift. )

[Heather]

They can't Keep up with you Glenny!

[manfredvijars]

My ex wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom - so I dipped her vibrator in Tabasco sauce ...

[Stephen Whiteside]

Sighs of sorrow...

[Heather]

Ouch! And how many wives have you had Manfred?

You Queenslanders are strange folk!

[warooa]

Ouch! And how many wives have you had Manfred?

Of your own, that is