Medical Examination
- Glenny Palmer
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Medical Examination
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:-
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Leave your knickers on ... Just stick out your tongue!"
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Leave your knickers on ... Just stick out your tongue!"
The purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.
Re: Medical Examination
is this what you mean by medical examination Glenny
And there laying down in the shade of the old gum tree on the hill.
His old hide covered with scars of those many battles he had, had.
His son much younger in years stood before him a questioned look upon his face
as he gazed down into the valley below where a herd of young cows were being herded into the yards
to wait for the A.I. service man to arrive.
Father he stated shall we run down there to help.
And the wise old bull told his son no we shall walk and service the lot
Bill the old ******
And there laying down in the shade of the old gum tree on the hill.
His old hide covered with scars of those many battles he had, had.
His son much younger in years stood before him a questioned look upon his face
as he gazed down into the valley below where a herd of young cows were being herded into the yards
to wait for the A.I. service man to arrive.
Father he stated shall we run down there to help.
And the wise old bull told his son no we shall walk and service the lot
Bill the old ******
- Glenny Palmer
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Re: Medical Examination
Ummm...not quite Bill....cheeky!
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- Bob Pacey
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Re: Medical Examination
Lucky you mentioned it was a bull in the last line Bill I was getting a bit worried.
Bob
Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: Medical Examination
...I still am Bob, that joke was written before you and I were born!....
Ross
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Re: Medical Examination
...and he hurries to assure that he's not referring to my joke....
Hey Roscoe....so was Dickens' 'David Copperfield' but we still get a good laugh from Mr Micawber...
Hey Roscoe....so was Dickens' 'David Copperfield' but we still get a good laugh from Mr Micawber...
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- Dave Smith
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Re: Medical Examination
Hey Glennie what about this old one.
Ladies Yearly Medical
On going to the Doctor for the yearly medical
The nurse started with certain basics
“ How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“60 kilos’ I said
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turned out I weigh 87 k.
The nurse asked. “ Your height”
“168cm” I said.
The nurse checked, I was only 158cm.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
“Of course its high” I screamed, “when I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac
What a Bitch!
Ladies Yearly Medical
On going to the Doctor for the yearly medical
The nurse started with certain basics
“ How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“60 kilos’ I said
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turned out I weigh 87 k.
The nurse asked. “ Your height”
“168cm” I said.
The nurse checked, I was only 158cm.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
“Of course its high” I screamed, “when I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac
What a Bitch!
I Keep Trying
- Glenny Palmer
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