modern technology
modern technology
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law recently when I asked if I
could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' me son said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here,dad you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you! that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
bill the old battler back in town
could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' me son said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here,dad you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you! that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
bill the old battler back in town
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Re: modern technology
you won't know what's hit you Bill, if you go breaking someone's Ipad.
Neville
" Prose is description, poetry is presence " Les Murray.
" Prose is description, poetry is presence " Les Murray.
Re: modern technology
ipad -
too bad.
Dead fly
wouldn't cry.
Summers dread
kill 'em dead.
ipad's dead
young ones dread.
"onya" Bill
a laugh to kill.
Jim.
too bad.
Dead fly
wouldn't cry.
Summers dread
kill 'em dead.
ipad's dead
young ones dread.
"onya" Bill
a laugh to kill.
Jim.
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I wonder what the outback dunny would look like with squares of cut up ipad hanging on a nail.
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Re: modern technology
yeh Well you might be right Dave It may sing to you. There's a Red Back on the Toilet seat. or it may sing that old Elvis song
Love me tender love me sweet (and please don't hit the toilet seat )
Bill the old battler
Love me tender love me sweet (and please don't hit the toilet seat )
Bill the old battler
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Re: modern technology
Was that you who emailed me that joke twenty times, Bill?
Neil
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