global Warming

[noelcauser]

Not sure whether i posted this before

Global Warming.

They say our little planet is getting rather hot.
That someone in our Government has lost the flamin plot.
Global warming is the cry each day written down in print.
The answer to our problems, well I'll give a little hint.
See anything that travels fast creates a lot of heat.
Its like when two freight trains on one track sorter meet.
You run a red and failed to see that Bandino on his bike.
Wife demands you mow the lawn and you answer,“Take a hike”.

I reckon Global warming has been round for quite a while.
Every time our cows eat grass and drop that steamy pile.
Switch your house lights on the globes they get real hot.
Forget to pull the shade down and your curtains start to rot.
Er I reckon global warming was here when God made Man.
When Moses saw that burning bush and didn't understand.
The signs were there way back then that this earth was getting hot.
So back off Professor Garnaut, I think your lost the plot.

Being hot an't all that bad, some can't stand the cold.
Some kark it either way, especially when your old.
They say the ocean levels are going to rise for sure.
That means I'll be able to park me tinny right outside me door.
Imagine hooking a Murray Cod whilst sitting on me deck.
The wife serving me up a slab of four X and suncream for me neck
Heh! Global warming can't be as bad as everybody states.
Old Nick seems pretty happy, down there, just passed the pearly gates.

Ncauser © 2009

[r.magnay]

...g'day Noel, seems everything is out of date before you finish it!.... now it's "Climate Change"...all the ice was gunna melt, all the seas where gunna rise, then we had a cold snap so they had to change it to....."Climate Change"...apart from that, I reckon you're pretty much on the money!....

[thestoryteller]

It would seem that a lot of Town Councils and giving a lot folk grief by their decisions.

Time will tell.



Merv.