Secret to a Long marriage

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Secret to a Long marriage

Post by alongtimegone » Sat May 11, 2013 9:45 am

At St. Peter's Church they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his
50th wedding anniversary, to share some insight into how he had managed to
stay married to the same woman for all those years.

He replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her
nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is I tooka her back to Italy
for our 20th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an inspiration to all the husbands
here. Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 30th
anniversary."

Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go and pick her up.

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Re: Secret to a Long marriage

Post by r.magnay » Sat May 11, 2013 2:48 pm

...something wrong with your maths there Wazza..... :roll:
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Re: Secret to a Long marriage

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Sat May 11, 2013 5:50 pm

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Re: Secret to a Long marriage

Post by alongtimegone » Tue May 14, 2013 7:19 pm

Yep! That 20th should have read 50th ... :?

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Re: Secret to a Long marriage

Post by alongtimegone » Tue May 14, 2013 7:21 pm

Done it again. I mean the 30th should have read 50th .... or something. Think I'd better have an early night.
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