I tell yay it's true

Post by **william williams** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:20 pm

Me old mate Bluey went to an outdoor show and won a tinnie.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and said,

"What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to
float a boat within 160 Klms of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. and saw
his wife and asks where his brother was.

"He's out there in his tinnie", pointing to the paddock behind the house.

The brother headed out behind the house and saw his
brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand ..
He yelled out to him, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishing. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland
a bad name and make everybody think we're stupid.
Blue if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!"

Bill the old battler

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:09 am

Enough said.

TTFN

keats · Post by **keats** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:25 am

Yes Dave. Moses told me that one!

Post by **william williams** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:39 pm

hell

Keats mosses died 100 years ago. Well before my time.

Struth I didn't know you were that old

bw

Post by **Rimeriter** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:23 pm

Another, BEWDY - Bill.

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:11 pm

Heeeeeelp Please ?

We will be doing Knock Knock Jokes Next.

Bob

ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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