Limericks

[Heather]

There once was a young man called Vin,
who was fond of making a din,
but give him some prose
and he’d off and compose,
though most of it went in the bin.

[Maureen K Clifford]

There was a young bloke they called Harry
expert at the lunge, thrust and parry
he walked down the aisle
wearing a big smile
fencing skills are handy when you marry

[Neville Briggs]

A brave young man from the heights
Would run up the road in pink tights.
That does not compare
With what he would dare
When he streaked down the street on hot nights.

[Bob Pacey]

The meaning is just that Nev !!! Nonsense !!!

And you have captured it very well,


Bob

[mummsie]

Had a little ''trip'' today

In Tumut today it is foggy
The ground underfoot is quiet boggy
Whilst going for wood
Fell a..se over hood
My backside is now wet and soggy

[william williams]

THANKS MUMSSIE DAD USED TO SAY WET ARS** AND NO FISH

AND WHEN I FELL IN MUM WOULD REPLY YOU"VE GOT DRIPPY DRAWS SON

BILL THE old BATTLER

[Bob Pacey]

A sterling effort Sue. best one yet !!!!


nothing like a true story .

AAArrrhhh
Nose dripped onto the keyboard AGAIN !!!!

Bob

[mummsie]

A runny OLD nose has our Bob
He can't go to work at his job
This man flu's a joke
He sounds like a bloke
That sooks like the rest of the mob.

Sorry Bob, couldn't resist.
Sue

[Dave Smith]

Not bad Sue but try this

A runny OLD nose has our Bob
He still battles away at his job
This man flu's a joke
He’s tough like a bloke
That not like the girls in this mob.

I'll look out for ya Bob.

TTFN Mr

[Heather]

We all know what you're up to Dave - you just want somewhere to park your van!