Daily advice

[Neville Briggs]

For this election year 2013, a reply to the New Year messages of Ms Gillard and Mr Abbott.


Politics is now nothing more than a means of rising in the world for those who ask no questions but the price of votes.

Dr Johnson.

[Heather]

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you.

[warooa]

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you.

Before you do, apply sunscreen. Afterwards - Botox the crows feet

[Bob Pacey]

If you want people to say nice things about you when you are gone, start doing the things that will make them say nice things now !


Bob

[manfredvijars]

... Nahhhh, "Stuff-em" ....

[Heather]

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people...

[Bob Pacey]

Be good to your muvver

Bob

[Neville Briggs]

Women all talk at the same time...they know beforehand there's nothing worth listening to.

who said that ?

[Glenny Palmer]

Neville!! Smack! Women do all talk at the same time...because...unlike blokes...women can actually talk AND listen at the same time....in fact, everyone knows that blokes can only do ONE thing at a time....& they're already breathing!!........

[Neville Briggs]

Oooow ! Got me in the cringe . ( Spike Milligan )