Daily advice

[Heather]

I think it's a bit deeper than that Bob.

[Bob Pacey]

"Never mistake diplomacy for a weakness"


Bob

[Heather]

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Oscar Wilde

[Neville Briggs]

If Oscar Wilde had foreseen the internet, he might have contemplated how the mask of anonymity would allow people to tell not the truth, but vicious insults and abuse.
Unless he meant, the truth about themselves, the revelation of their own spite, ignorance and prejudices.

[Glenny Palmer]

Hellooo Neville,
Chin up old mate. There's still some of us u-beaut people around and we're all on heeere!
Sadly, the internet does provide a window on human nature that we all bemoan. But hey! it's Sunday! and the birds are singing...(wish I was a bird sometimes...so does anyone who hears me singing.... )
xx Glenny

[Neville Briggs]

Hello Glenny. I am glad to hear that you have the birds singing ....instead of the crows squarking and cawing their Graham Kennedy impressions.

[Heather]

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Glenny Palmer]

Oooh Heather.....savaaaage!! (and you look so sweet & innocent). I'm not giving you any more cheek!.......

[Glenny Palmer]

Hey Neville! It all relies on our ''receptors'' mate. You gotta watch out for ''Opthoanalosis''....that's when you have a shitty outlook on life ......(that's a croc-ism.... )
I hope you have a bonza day Neville.

Cheeers
Glenny

[Bob Pacey]

AAAHHH Heather ya got me with that one right out of the blue



Just when I needed perk up as well blody hot today and the midges are getting up my pants legs and biting ooooooohh


Cheers Bob