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Re: Daily advice

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:43 pm

Don't you tell fibs to me, Mr Bobbity Boo!! You're not bloody 'sorry' at all. And anyway...na na ne naa naa....I did end up getting it after all. Ha ha, no tea for you R A M P y, go to your room....
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:01 pm

....BTW Bob...'bit'...(but?)...'os'....(is?) Methinks you've had 1 too many sugar canes old mate.... :lol:
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Re: Daily advice

Post by william williams » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:42 pm

now bob about that mythical creature you mention :o :lol: I would hate to see you cry as you try to rise :oops: to the occasian mate, and the old proverb :roll: keep you gun loaded but she's a mongrel :cry: when your powders wet

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Re: Daily advice

Post by william williams » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:45 pm

I am almost a NZlander NINETY SEX is next

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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:00 am

1

First bloke says ( proudly ) My wife's an angel !



Second bloke says " You're lucky mate, Mine's still alive "


2

I had some harsh words with my wife the other day, the only problem was she had some paragraphs with me !!!


Bob
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Re: Daily advice

Post by warooa » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:23 am

I'm an old man and have known a great many troubles . . . most of which have not happened.

Mark Twain

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Re: Daily advice

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:28 am

A good wife always forgives her husband when he is WRONG !!!


Robert
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Heather » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:08 pm

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Mark Twain

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Re: Daily advice

Post by Zondrae » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:40 pm

mmm,

it is taking a long time to get to that magic ton!
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Re: Daily advice

Post by Zondrae » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:43 pm

So..

In case I haven't posted them before I'll give you some real 'Beatles' philosophy.

"Life goes on within you, or without you"

and

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'

challenge .. which songs are these lines taken from?
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