Introducing!!

[Neville Briggs]

No No No you want a true blue Aussie name....Bruce for a boy and Shirley for a girl. And they will be unusual, unique, no-one else at school will have those names

[Kym]

Congrats Heather! My grandma name was supposed to be Mimmy, but Noah calls me Plah, which is what he says for "please" (I must be the one who's always nagging him to say please). He points to me when we ask where's Mimmy, but he says Plah when he wants me for something. ???? I'll be seeing you tomorrow anyway - St Paul's at 10?

Owly, I like the name Moo, that would suit me ....

[Bob Pacey]

That is exactly what I said Mimmy sorry Plah. kids have a way of sorting these things out on their own.


Bob

[Heather]

Well, actually, I'm leaning towards Nanu Nanu!

[Heather]

Oh, and it's a little girl baby!

[David J Delaney]

What can I say apart from congratulations Heather, oh that's right, something to look forward to

Grandchildren

They rummage in the pantry
they’re fighting in the hall
and leave their dirty prints
on every single wall.

There are balls up on the roof
there’s shuttlecocks as well
they walk all through the garden
and ring the front door bell.

They unwind garden hoses
then make a puddling mess
we now see why their mother
is always full of stress.

They leave their sticky lollies
anywhere upon the floor
we even found the blighters
stuck half way up a door.

They hate their evening bath time
can’t tell them what to do
they always stall and dawdle
until your face is blue.

Oh! boy! and when they’re fighting
it’s like a great world war
just when you think it’s over
they then front up for more.

some times it’s quite unbearable
and almost brings forth tears
the high, brain piercing screaming
leave’s ringing through your ears.

Now we are loving grandees
and one thing we must say
when all your grandkids visit
you love them more each day.



David J Delaney
26/07/2009 ©

[Heather]

Thanks Dave. I actually remember those days. I'll be able to give this one back though..

[Bob Pacey]

Oh Dave you hit the nail on the head there.


Never can find anything after they stop playing but i can not say anything cause i live at their place ?????


Bob

[Bob Pacey]

A goil hey. She has a good blood line ???

What name or have they not thought of that yet ??? Jean.


Bob

[David Campbell]

The Kym and Heather Defence of Melbourne Emergency Provisions

Hereinafter and hereunder and wheretoforebecause (and other such legal fripperies) let it be known to all peasants, serfs and general dogsbodies of the City of Melbourne that the outlaws known as Kym of the North and Heather of the South (aka The Gran With Training Wheels) have escaped captivity and will, according to reliable reports, be at large in the metropolis on the 16th inst. Thusly, all citizens should be on a state of high alert for the duration lest they be engulfed by a wave of purple or attacked by rampant jelly melons. Any sightings of this formidable duo should immediately be reported to the nearest emergency centre. Not since the great police strike of 1923 has Melbourne faced such a threat, but all members of the hoi polloi can be reassured that the authorities are doing everything in their power to minimise risk. No implications should be read into the fact that the Premier and all members of the government have just flown out to Tasmania. Or that I’m writing this from my backyard bunker. Good luck to all and may the Force be with you!