Daily advice

[Heather]

You can make more friends in 2 months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

[Leonie]

Always read the label

A simple explanation!!!

HEY - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EARLIER!!!
I should have figured it out sooner.

It's the shampoo I use in the shower.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.

Its label reads,



"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!


Geeze! It sure pays to read the label!

[Bob Pacey]

My wife ran off with my best mate.



Gees I'm gonna miss him


RAMP

[Heather]

Leonie if it were only that simple!

Is he still your best mate?

[Kym]

...ready ... set ... GO ...

[Kym]

Page 15!!!!!

Congratulations Heather!!! Dave and I reckoned we were pretty good getting to ... was it 12 or 14??? Can't even remember ... woo hoo for you!!!!!!

[Heather]

I wasn't really trying to beat anyone Kym. I was just going to put a quote up each day - which I have, but everyone else got in on the act too and it has snowballed. Kinda fun quotes aren't they - and so, so wise! Gonna have to start looking some up soon - just about used up my little collection of favourites.

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

OH KYM THAT DOES NOT COUNT YOU JUST USED UP TWO POSTS GETTING THERE ????





ROBERT.

[Kym]

Only because I couldn't count Bob! I put the "page 15" post on first, and it stayed at the bottom of page 14, so I had to delete it, and create a "ready set go" post to fill up page 14, so I could repost my "page 15" post! I was actually quite stressed cos I thought someone else would sneak in and beat me - kinda like bidding on ebay and someone else jumping in in the last few seconds! Gets the blood pressure up, hey (I know, I must have a sad life).

Heather - ya silly goose - I'm not worried about that! As you can see I can't even remember how many pages Dave and I got to, so it can't have been that important to me (and I have to admit that I did a lot of filler-posts to get my numbers up). And it cost me a fortune in virtual caramello choccies! You haven't bribed anyone yet, I don't think?

Hahahaaaa, it's all good fun!!!

Have a great day everyone!

K.

[Maureen K Clifford]

I guess it comes back to the old motto, you have your fifteen minutes of fame.
Steve Brown


It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley