ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I'm just a girl Bob, what would I know?

Don't know if it's cracked. It just goes blob, blob, blob in the morning for about 30 seconds and then it's ok. Ford said it needed doing but want to charge an arm and a leg. Going to go to another mechanic when I get a day I don't need the car. It's a long way to walk from here and it's slow going with a walking stick.....

Are you sure it is only blob blob blob and not bolb blob blob hiss hiss stutter stutter bang ?


Just a girl and they want equal pay !!!!!


Bob

I thought I'd killed it the other day because I put it in reverse while it was going blob, blob, blob - but the old girl started up again and I didn't have to walk. Gonna have to git it fixed soon aren't I? Bills, bills, bills. One dog cost over $800 over Easter and the other one I picked up today cost $765 for overnight with drips, meds, afterhours etc etc etc. I'm in the wrong business clearly.

Flutter those eyes girl if ya got it ya might as well flaunt it. Oh meant to ask the vet is a fella ?

Bob

What's that burning smell. oh bugger there goes my kangaroo steaks .


Bob

Hey Bob!
You're not cluey enough!
If your car needs cleaning out you need to take Greg North for a drive. Heather can vouch for this.
On the Frank Daniel Cook's Tour that I took Heather, Greg and Peely on back in February, Greg cleaned my car out while we were refuelling at Braidwood.
He does a good job, but you might have to shout for him at the next Bakery. He has an inbuilt homing device for finding toilets and bakeries.

Joe

Heather what’s with the walking stick did something happen while I was off the air?
An that noise in ya engine only gets worse the closer ya get to Yeppoon i.e. blop blop bob bob pacey pacey


TTFN

Ah Dave I've been waiting for the right time.


DAD JOKE !!!!!


I think she has gone to bed tuckered out.


Bob

Nope. I'm hear listening. YOu lot were too slow so I tuned out zzzzzzz

You look so beautiful when you are sleeping we did not want to wake you.


One thousand six hundred for two dogs I hope they are workers and not just pan lickers ?

Would not matter really hey

Bob

Heather
ya got that right about being slow by the time I get something typed out I’m so far behind it don’t make sense anymore, If ya gets me drift.

TTFN