You may be right Manfred. The photo was taken during a birthday speech I was making. Probably trying to remember the next word.
Not just the ears Bob. The nose has grown some too. Damn I hate getting old.
Heather I never exaggerate the size. Of all the liars I’ve ever met, fishermen are the most trustworthy.
Maureen no more songs please. I haven’t been able to get that *&#$%* Arrivaderci melody out of my head. It’s driving me batty.
Finally … Bob, speaking of gynaecologists …
A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, 'Doc, what happened to my baby!' The doctor replied, 'Well, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you.'
'Oh, no!' shrieked the woman. 'Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!' The doctor replied, 'Well, your brother named your daughter Denise.'
'Oh, that's no so bad,' smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, 'What's the boy's name?' The doctor grinned and said, 'Denephew.
