Merry (BAH HUMBUG!!!!) Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:35 pm
Yeah, Christmas Time is here again
It's just a pain in the bum
Coming from my wallet
Making my feelings numb
And once a year we have to give
Those gifts to one and other
It makes you glad that Jesus never
Had a sister or brother!
Sometimes I give folks my CD
Sometimes I write a poem
Or I give their gift to charity
('cause charity begins at home)
I curse that bloody Manger
And I curse Santa too
I curse the shops, the credit card
And bloody children too!
And traditional Christmas dinners
Plum pudding, Turkey, Ham
Hell, I'd crucify somebody
For some Barbied Snags or lamb!
And those noisy midget children
Screaming in your ear
Can only be negated by
Some Bourbon and some Beer
Grandpa's bloody snoring
Passing wind into his chair
While his dentures balance threateningly
As we take bets and stare
So I up and leave the party
Walk home on wobbly legs
For tomorrow I must hit hit the shops
And start buying Easter Eggs!
So to all you Christmas Revelers
Enjoy your Christmas Day
And a simple wish for New Year's
Please make Christmas go away!!
©Neil McArthur 2010
It's just a pain in the bum
Coming from my wallet
Making my feelings numb
And once a year we have to give
Those gifts to one and other
It makes you glad that Jesus never
Had a sister or brother!
Sometimes I give folks my CD
Sometimes I write a poem
Or I give their gift to charity
('cause charity begins at home)
I curse that bloody Manger
And I curse Santa too
I curse the shops, the credit card
And bloody children too!
And traditional Christmas dinners
Plum pudding, Turkey, Ham
Hell, I'd crucify somebody
For some Barbied Snags or lamb!
And those noisy midget children
Screaming in your ear
Can only be negated by
Some Bourbon and some Beer
Grandpa's bloody snoring
Passing wind into his chair
While his dentures balance threateningly
As we take bets and stare
So I up and leave the party
Walk home on wobbly legs
For tomorrow I must hit hit the shops
And start buying Easter Eggs!
So to all you Christmas Revelers
Enjoy your Christmas Day
And a simple wish for New Year's
Please make Christmas go away!!
©Neil McArthur 2010