Another Murtoa HM
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:38 pm
I picked up another HM at Murtoa with this poem.
Murtoa
© Stephen Whiteside 25.06.10
There’s a little town I know of called Murtoa.
It’s not prone to erupt like Krakatoa.
More likely you’ll see grandad on his mower
At Murtoa;
No writhing anaconda, and no boa,
But probably a range of Protozoa,
And perhaps a native tussock grass like poa
At Murtoa;
John Cade, the shrink, was born at old Murtoa.
He found a drug to make a manic lower.
It helps to make a racing mind run slower.
Great, Murtoa!
The nearby lake is dry. It’s not a goer,
So you’ll very likely never see a rower,
And, of course, there wouldn’t be much need for Noah
At Murtoa!
But do not waste more time. Get on the blower!
Book a night! Come and say ‘aloha’!
We’re right up there with Seymour and Euroa
At Murtoa!
Murtoa
© Stephen Whiteside 25.06.10
There’s a little town I know of called Murtoa.
It’s not prone to erupt like Krakatoa.
More likely you’ll see grandad on his mower
At Murtoa;
No writhing anaconda, and no boa,
But probably a range of Protozoa,
And perhaps a native tussock grass like poa
At Murtoa;
John Cade, the shrink, was born at old Murtoa.
He found a drug to make a manic lower.
It helps to make a racing mind run slower.
Great, Murtoa!
The nearby lake is dry. It’s not a goer,
So you’ll very likely never see a rower,
And, of course, there wouldn’t be much need for Noah
At Murtoa!
But do not waste more time. Get on the blower!
Book a night! Come and say ‘aloha’!
We’re right up there with Seymour and Euroa
At Murtoa!