The naming ceremony.
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:20 pm
True story, honest. It happened yesterday.
The naming ceremony.
Leonie Parker © 2010
They held a ceremony on the baby’s naming day
and invited all their friends and family.
Jayla is quite fortunate for in the modern way
instead of just two grandies she has three.
The mother’s parents still are wed but father’s kin have split
and both of them have other partners now.
Although Grandmother Lee found someone else she would admit
she still thinks Poppy Wayne’s wife is a cow.
She can’t help her feelings but she tries hard not to show
that there is still a small resentment there.
And really who could blame her, ‘cause her husband hit the toe
with his current wife (they had a long affair).
But everyone was civilised on Jayla’s naming day.
They acted pretty friendly overall.
The ceremony went without a hitch in any way
until the celebrant made one last call.
She asked the witnesses to sign, and each one took a turn,
but someone got the order switched I guess.
I don’t know how it happened but the celebrant’s concern
soon changed from mere vexation to distress.
Her piece of paper now said that the second wife was wed
to Grandma Lee’s new partner, not the ex.
And if that wasn’t bad enough more trouble lay ahead.
It all got so much worse, much more complex.
Seems Grandma Lee’s now married up to Adam (he’s her son)
and Poppy Wayne’s bewildered by it all.
Grandma Lee says “Blimey, she just pinched another one.
Does she think I’m a bloomin’ shopping mall?”
Adam wonders if this makes him Jayla’s grandad too
as well as uncle. - He tells Grandma Lee,
“I think I have a problem Mum ‘cause since I married you,
the second wife has got her eye on me.”
The naming ceremony.
Leonie Parker © 2010
They held a ceremony on the baby’s naming day
and invited all their friends and family.
Jayla is quite fortunate for in the modern way
instead of just two grandies she has three.
The mother’s parents still are wed but father’s kin have split
and both of them have other partners now.
Although Grandmother Lee found someone else she would admit
she still thinks Poppy Wayne’s wife is a cow.
She can’t help her feelings but she tries hard not to show
that there is still a small resentment there.
And really who could blame her, ‘cause her husband hit the toe
with his current wife (they had a long affair).
But everyone was civilised on Jayla’s naming day.
They acted pretty friendly overall.
The ceremony went without a hitch in any way
until the celebrant made one last call.
She asked the witnesses to sign, and each one took a turn,
but someone got the order switched I guess.
I don’t know how it happened but the celebrant’s concern
soon changed from mere vexation to distress.
Her piece of paper now said that the second wife was wed
to Grandma Lee’s new partner, not the ex.
And if that wasn’t bad enough more trouble lay ahead.
It all got so much worse, much more complex.
Seems Grandma Lee’s now married up to Adam (he’s her son)
and Poppy Wayne’s bewildered by it all.
Grandma Lee says “Blimey, she just pinched another one.
Does she think I’m a bloomin’ shopping mall?”
Adam wonders if this makes him Jayla’s grandad too
as well as uncle. - He tells Grandma Lee,
“I think I have a problem Mum ‘cause since I married you,
the second wife has got her eye on me.”