Madam Princess
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:08 pm
Probably shouldn’t have called her Tallulah. I think it gives her delusions of grandeur.
Madam Princess
Leonie Parker © 2010
I wish my stubborn dog would use the bloody doggy door,
not stand there like some pampered spoilt princess.
I wonder what the hell she thinks the hole is in there for.
She sees the others use it to excess.
They’re running in and out the thing a dozen times a day
but Madam Princess just stands there to wait
for me to come and open it. She knows she’ll get her way.
Ignoring her would be like tempting fate.
She’ll make a statement, leave a little parcel on the floor,
if I don’t jump when Madam Princess calls
and if I try to call her bluff, refuse to get the door,
she’ll leave a puddle like Niagara Falls.
I called up the dog whisperer to ask for some advice
but he said that no training was required.
His comments were unhelpful but at least they were concise.
He reckons she has trained me as desired.
Madam Princess
Leonie Parker © 2010
I wish my stubborn dog would use the bloody doggy door,
not stand there like some pampered spoilt princess.
I wonder what the hell she thinks the hole is in there for.
She sees the others use it to excess.
They’re running in and out the thing a dozen times a day
but Madam Princess just stands there to wait
for me to come and open it. She knows she’ll get her way.
Ignoring her would be like tempting fate.
She’ll make a statement, leave a little parcel on the floor,
if I don’t jump when Madam Princess calls
and if I try to call her bluff, refuse to get the door,
she’ll leave a puddle like Niagara Falls.
I called up the dog whisperer to ask for some advice
but he said that no training was required.
His comments were unhelpful but at least they were concise.
He reckons she has trained me as desired.