ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

SEX LIFE

They had been there in the bar room for an hour or maybe more
and the conversation raged about from politics to war.

Then they got on to their sex life and some began to skite.
Why Jock even boasted he made love almost every night.
"Rubbish shouted Billy that's just being greedy.
Once a month is sure enough for anyone that's needy"

"Hell twice a year" Joe then proclaimed; abstaining makes me fonder.
then he sat and drank his beer and let the others ponder.
A stranger in the corner sat his look was one of mirth,
he could not hold the laughter in it shook his ample girth.

What's so funny ? Joe enquired where's your missus, go'an get her
I'll shout the bloody bar mate if your love life's any better.
"I only make love once a year" the stranger said with glee.
Well laughter shook the bar room and Jock cried "Deary me"

Once a year is all you get, you've got no call to skite!
Yeah once a year the stranger laughed, but mate tonight's the night.

BOB PACEY
( C )

Well he won't be laughing tomorrow, then, will he!

The Vics are in town Stephen so will get lots of new jokes over the next couple of months.

Bob

Old joke!

How does a young thing like you know so many old jokes ?


Bob

We Victorians get them first Bobbit and when they get to QLD they are all OLD JOKES!

I dare you to say that when you get up here in person and in front of a crowd of fanatical canetoads.


Blob

Say what Bobo? You're ossifying again!

Hey what are you doing up so late in the arvo ? only a couple of sleeps to go and you can head off to sunny Queensland. temp today hit 23 degrees and beautiful weather so hope it holds for you. But better pack some wollies just in case.



Bob

Why would she need to pack "wollies" to go to Queensland mate, there's already enough of them there I thought!