Blonde strikes back.

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Bob Pacey
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Blonde strikes back.

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:38 am

For those who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what
the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast
as this guy did?
>
> A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said , "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think
this place is, an auto parts store?"
>
> 'No,' the cook said. ?Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of
headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are
2 slices of crisp bacon.
> 'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
>
> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
>
> (I love this one...! )
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> She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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