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Oh My God

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:00 am

Just found this on my facebook site :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



The words no man wants to hear.


I had just had my prostate checked and as the doctor left the room a nurse came in
then she came close and whispered in my ear.

" Who was That " ?
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Re: Oh My God

Post by Dave Smith » Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:48 pm

I was having some surgery and in my semiconscious state heard the doctor say "Oops" now that's scary.

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Re: Oh My God

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:38 pm

Depends Dave were you face up or face down at the time ?




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Re: Oh My God

Post by william williams » Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:24 am

Yes Bob and Dave, my mates wife often wondered how come the doctor had both hands on her hips when he checked her for prostrate.

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Re: Oh My God

Post by r.magnay » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:51 pm

....yes Bill, I suspect she would be a little confused if a doctor was checking her prostrate...or prostate, no matter where he had his hands....
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Re: Oh My God

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:55 pm

I have had to deal with victims of indecent and perverted assaults, I never found the funny side of it.
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Re: Oh My God

Post by william williams » Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:41 pm

RIn the spelling make a different story

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Re: Oh My God

Post by r.magnay » Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:19 am

...bit more to it than that Bill...

...google 'Prostate' .....
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