ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Two tough blokes bail up an old Indian fellow in the street in Belfast. " Are you a Catholic or a Protestant' they demand.
"I'm a Hindu " he says. " Yeah " they say " But are you a Catholic Hindu or a Protestant Hindu "

Leonard Cohen is a Jewish Buddhist.

Do I have to explain everything

And in the land of the long white cloud you could ask "what's a Hindu bro and he would say they lay eggs bro".
I keep trying

TTFN

...that's funny Dave...a very good reply!