Dogs on bikes

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Dave Smith
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Dogs on bikes

Post by Dave Smith » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:27 pm

The Police came to my house the other day and said my dog had chased someone on a bike.

I said don’t be daft my dog can’t even ride a bike.

Do you think a comma would help here.

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Re: Dogs on bikes

Post by Shelley Hansen » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:59 pm

Not sure about that, but an inversion might -

The police came to my house the other day and said someone on a bike has been chased by my dog!

Good one, Dave!!!
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Re: Dogs on bikes

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:05 pm

It is in the joke section ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Dogs on bikes

Post by Catherine Lee » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:29 pm

Reminds me of this little cutie...
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Re: Dogs on bikes

Post by Shelley Hansen » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:05 am

And a fitting punishment for a dog who does a poo, I say! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dogs on bikes

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:05 pm

I would poo hoo that Shelley :o
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