"I Have Outlived My Pecker"

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william williams

"I Have Outlived My Pecker"

Post by william williams » Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:20 am

"I Have Outlived My Pecker"
A poem by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

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Re: "I Have Outlived My Pecker"

Post by Dave Smith » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:40 pm

I Keep Trying

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