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Still Wet.

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed May 13, 2015 8:37 am

Two young constables were sent out to investigate reports of gun shots in a house. Shortly after arriving they radioed their sargeant back at base.

Constable, 'Hey Sarge, we're at that house and the wife has shot her husband for walking on the floor just after she mopped it'.

Sarge, 'Have you arrested her and secured the gun?'

Constable, 'Not yet sarge.'

Sarge, 'Why the hell not?'

Constable, 'The floor's still wet.'


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Re: Still Wet.

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed May 13, 2015 9:00 am

And?............ :roll:
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Re: Still Wet.

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed May 13, 2015 9:26 am

Oh Nev :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You know what would happen ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: Still Wet.

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed May 13, 2015 5:04 pm

woosers.
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Re: Still Wet.

Post by Cropduster » Fri May 15, 2015 7:56 am

If she is anywhere near as volatile as my partner, I don't blame them :lol: :lol: :lol:

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