one liners
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:04 pm
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
There was a black-out at a department store. Twenty people were stuck on an escalator for over an hour.
I finished reading the dictionary. It turns out the zebra did it.
Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
There was a black-out at a department store. Twenty people were stuck on an escalator for over an hour.
I finished reading the dictionary. It turns out the zebra did it.
Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
