Coincidences

alongtimegone · Post by **alongtimegone** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:00 am

COINCIDENCES

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different rooster,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:40 am

Oh Dear!

Neville Briggs · Post by **Neville Briggs** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:57 pm

This one doesn't seem to comply with the forum agreement.

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:39 pm

I don't get it ?

Bob

Post by **Ian A** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:38 am

'Day Chaps,
That reminded me that earlier on I read Barry Humphries memoir My Life As Me. In it he described the 60's as an 'innocent age, when safe sex meant locking the car door.' Thinking back I couldn't help laughing.
Ian.

Bob Pacey · Post by **Bob Pacey** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:43 pm

Nothing wrong with it at my end Wazza

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