Getting Into Heaven

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Getting Into Heaven

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:43 am

How to get to Heaven from Ireland


I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”

“NO!” the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, the answer was “NO!”. By now I was starting to smile.

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, they all answered “NO!”.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"



A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FREAKIN DEAD!"

It’s a curious race, the Irish.
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Re: Getting Into Heaven

Post by Zondrae » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:43 pm

Read it on facebook yesterday.
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Re: Getting Into Heaven

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:11 pm

But did you laugh ?

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Re: Getting Into Heaven

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:10 pm

No
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Re: Getting Into Heaven

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:56 am

Sry I should have said But did you laugh Zondrae.


There is no hope for you Neville.

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Re: Getting Into Heaven

Post by Zondrae » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:55 am

yep
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