A policeman walking through the park comes across an old man crying on a park bench.
'Whats wrong?' he asks
'I got married last week' sobbed the old man
'That is no reason to cry' said the officer
'You don't understand. My wife is twenty five years old and incredibly beautiful' sobbed the old man even louder
'I don't see a problem' said the policeman
'She is insatiable. She wants to make love morning, noon and night' the old man said, now crying uncontrollably
'So what is you problem?' asked the policeman
'I can't remember where I live!!'
