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Nearly got off

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:39 am

I told the police officer who puled me over for speeding that she was a very attractive young lady and I was thinking it was gonna work then I said

" and that's not the grog talking officer either "

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Re: Nearly got off

Post by keats » Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:23 pm

I got pulled over here at Tamworth and the Cop made me get out of the car and said "You're staggering!" I replied "Your not bad looking piece either, officer Poof!"
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Re: Nearly got off

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Fri Jan 16, 2015 4:48 pm

OOOh you blokes are so bad :lol:
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Re: Nearly got off

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:55 pm

Maureen I played in a mixed touch team and all but one other person were police officers. They talk a whole different language. I can remember one girl coming to the game so excited and I asked what was the reason.


I got to do a Blues and Twos today ?

Blues and twos is full sirens and lights and flat out speed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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