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New Job

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:10 pm

A man went to Macquarie Street in Sydney , having seen an advert for a

Gynaecologist Assistant.

Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against

the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the

secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing ladies for

the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for assisting them in

preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”

When the man asked about the pay, she told him “The annual salary would

be $100,000, but if you're still interested, you'll have to go to Darwin ".

"My goodness!” exclaimed the man. "Is that really where the job is?"









The secretary answered, "No, that's where the queue is at the moment..."
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Re: New Job

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:45 am

Well if no one else wants it I'm off to Darwin.


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Re: New Job

Post by william williams » Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:37 pm

:o HA HA Bob :oops: :? I'm first in the line up :lol:

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Re: New Job

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:28 pm

ah ha explains why you have been quiet


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Re: New Job

Post by r.magnay » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:26 am

...you're welcome to it Bob, I don't think it is just Swedish backpackers that go to those places... :roll:
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Re: New Job

Post by Heather » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:20 am

There are some people who should go to Darwin and probably stay there. :roll:

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Re: New Job

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:08 pm

Ya musta got here early Bill I can see your walking frame from the end of the line.


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Re: New Job

Post by william williams » Sat Jan 10, 2015 5:07 pm

yeh bob mines got a seat on it so as I can sit down and wait for you to catch up slow coach.

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Re: New Job

Post by Dave Smith » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:33 pm

Do they still have youth in Asia in Darwin? :lol:

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Re: New Job

Post by william williams » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:59 pm

Ross I know why Bob has gone to Darwin :o :roll: Oh by the way he is not Swedish he's Finnish :lol: ed

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