I was in the queue at the coffee shop this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we are out of mochas".
The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" He raged, "I'll just have a large latte" he went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte to please". They asked me for my name. I asked why they need it and they told me they would write it on my cup and shout it out when it was ready.
So I told them my name was mocha!!
