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Matthew 2;13

Post by Bob Pacey » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:37 am

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph. on the ground nearby lay a black blob.

"What is that?" asked the teacher. "The flea," answered the artist.

"What flea, dear?" asked the puzzled teacher.

"The one the Angel told Joseph to take."

Eventually, puzzled but not liking to challenge an imaginative child, the teacher checked out her Bible. And there it was :

Matthew 2:13 "......the angel of the Lord saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt..........."
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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Neville Briggs » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:03 am

Oh dear Bob :roll: you'll have to stop reading those old Readers Digests ;) The other version is that the rolypoly figure in the child's picture is Round John Virgin. grooooan.
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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Catherine Lee » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:19 pm

:lol: :lol: Cute - that's a real 'Catherine' joke! x

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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Bob Pacey » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:49 pm

Ah ha Catherine at last someone with a normal sense of humour . ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:54 am

I liked it :lol: but then my old Dad always said simple things amuse simple minds :roll:
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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:41 pm

Thanks ( I think ) Maureen

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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Catherine Lee » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:22 pm

Oh, well that's a relief! I must admit I do like the cute and simple ones - emailed it to heaps of people and majority opinion is overwhelming :lol:

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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:27 pm

See you guys I told you there were good. and Catherine is a world renowned celebrity.


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Re: Matthew 2;13

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:47 am

Sorry Matt I just realised

Matthew 2:13 "......


I thought you were going to give me a serve :lol: :lol: :lol:

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