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a mate sent me this LOL

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:18 pm

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided to go see a Chinese doctor named Dr. Chang (a sex therapist) to see if he could help her.


When she arrived to his office, she told him her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real real fass away from me on the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room, and Dr. Chang said, "Now... you crawl real fass back to me", and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf read bad case of Zachary Disease... worse I ever see! That is why you have sex probrem".

The woman was completely confused and asked Dr. Chang to explain exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied "Zachary Disease. That when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"
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Post by Zondrae » Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:45 pm

Oh Bob, Disappointing.

Both old and tired. (Not you- the Joke) Try again.
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Post by Maureen K Clifford » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:22 pm

I liked it and Mum is having a giggle as well :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:52 pm

always someone who has heard a joke and just cannot resist commenting.

Well I had not heard it before got me laughing hey Maureen, Must meet your mum one day sounds like my kinda lady.


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Post by Heather » Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:45 pm

Heard it a long time ago but still had a giggle..... :)

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Post by r.magnay » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:49 am

Well if you had never heard that one before Bob, perhaps you have never heard about the garbage collector who asked the bloke about his bin, he said,
"Where's yu bin?"
"I bin on holidays."
"No, where's yu wheelie bin?"
"I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin on holidays."... :roll:
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Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:57 pm

Heard that when I was 16 Ross


But the bloke was a aborigine.

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Post by keats » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:02 pm

Judas told both those jokes at the last supper and was banished for telling such old gags, which is why he cracked the shits. The rest is history.

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Post by r.magnay » Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:06 am

Yeah I know Neil, but I thought anyone who had never heard the Zackerys one, must have never heard anything... :roll:

I did hear something that tickled my fancy this morning though, a bloke was discussing the pros and cons of a vegetarian diet. His comment was, "If they are so concerned with the animals welfare, why are they eating all their food?".. :lol:

I didn't know they had wheelie bins when you were 16 Bob!... 8-)
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