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Black Sheep

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:00 pm
by Bob Pacey
Did I tell ya about the Blaaaaack sheep that went up to the Baaaaaaaaar in Baaaaaaacaldine


and said can I have a Baaaaaaacardi and coke ?

And the Baaaaaaarman said

Piss off

We don't serve Youse in here.

Re: Black Sheep

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:01 am
by manfredvijars
I think it's, "We don't serve EWES in here" :D

(Nice try Bob) ... :lol:

Re: Black Sheep

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:25 am
by Bob Pacey
But if you write EWE"S it gives the joke away Manny. Youse's is pronounced the same and has a better effect on the reader I think.

Bob

Re: Black Sheep

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:41 am
by Heather
What if the sheep is a wether?

Re: Black Sheep

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:46 am
by Bob Pacey
You can get tablets for that repeating effect Heather.

It does not matter if it is a wether or not the fact that the barman says Youse ( Ewe's ) is the joke ?

Damm you have to explain some things to some people all the time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Black Sheep

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:34 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
or you could try - we dont serve youse in here wether you're thirsty or not :roll: