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Black Sheep

Post by Bob Pacey » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:00 pm

Did I tell ya about the Blaaaaack sheep that went up to the Baaaaaaaaar in Baaaaaaacaldine


and said can I have a Baaaaaaacardi and coke ?

And the Baaaaaaarman said

Piss off

We don't serve Youse in here.
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Re: Black Sheep

Post by manfredvijars » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:01 am

I think it's, "We don't serve EWES in here" :D

(Nice try Bob) ... :lol:

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Re: Black Sheep

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:25 am

But if you write EWE"S it gives the joke away Manny. Youse's is pronounced the same and has a better effect on the reader I think.

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Re: Black Sheep

Post by Heather » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:41 am

What if the sheep is a wether?

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Re: Black Sheep

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:46 am

You can get tablets for that repeating effect Heather.

It does not matter if it is a wether or not the fact that the barman says Youse ( Ewe's ) is the joke ?

Damm you have to explain some things to some people all the time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Black Sheep

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:34 pm

or you could try - we dont serve youse in here wether you're thirsty or not :roll:
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