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Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:02 pm

A golfer was addressing the ball almost ready to hit when an announcement came over the loud-speaker: "Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies' tee box."

The man backs away, a little distracted, then approaches his ball again. As he does, the same announcement comes over the loud-speaker: "Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies' tee box."

The man is getting irritated now, and after backing away from his shot - approaches his ball one more time. This time the announcement came: "We really need the gentleman on hole number one to move off of the Ladies' tee box!"

To which the man turns around and yells:

"And I really need the announcer to shut up and let me play my second shot!" -
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Re: Your Shout

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:17 pm

Not many golfers out there I see.



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